- So many men, so few who can afford me.
- God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
- Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
- Coffee, chocolate, men - some things are just better rich.
- I'm out of estrogen, and I have a gun.
- Do not start with me. You will not win.
- All stressed out and no one to choke.
- I'm one of those bad things that happens to good people.
- If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
- Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to bury the bodies.
- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
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