Saturday, March 03, 2007

As seen on bumper stickers

- So many men, so few who can afford me.

- God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

- Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.

- Coffee, chocolate, men - some things are just better rich.

- I'm out of estrogen, and I have a gun.

- Do not start with me. You will not win.

- All stressed out and no one to choke.

- I'm one of those bad things that happens to good people.

- If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

- Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to bury the bodies.

- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

- How can I miss you if you won't go away?


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7 comments:

Alina said...

These are simply great. And the last one is really true sometimes.

naomi said...

Thanks, Alina. The last one is my favorite.

This is my alter ego's favorite: "Do not start with me. You will not win." :)

Alina said...

Hehe, that is typical of so many actually :P

Ian Lidster said...

Those were fun, and sometimes true. I know that, having been married three times.

Ian

naomi said...

Yes, Alina, I really love that one. LOL

Ian, you've only been married three times? You must be very romantic. :-)

EXSENO said...

I can certainly relate to some of the things on that list. lol

naomi said...

Exseno, I'm glad you enjoyed a good laugh. :)